And she's past the half way mark!

Totalistic word count for the NaNoWriMo challenge is 27041 so I'm finally past the half way mark! As a reward for all your supporting efforts here is another excerpt;


Valentine scanned the street. He felt like a lifelong member of the mafia and subconsciously put his hand inside his jacket to check his piece was there, only he didn’t have a piece or a jacket so looked like he was stroking his breast.

Not so cool expressions for totally cool people - No.2

If the fat lady starts singing...press pause

For use with people who are usually positive but a little down. Not recommended to treat severe depression.

Not so cool expressions for totally cool people - No.1

coolie doolie

To be used to express happiness about a plan or decision made.

Important: Not to be used when referring to a plan to commit murder…it would take away the edge and you would not be taken seriously.